I'm Hannah in RL, Mystikat on ff.net, and Beckingham on LJ.

I'm 22, with a cat, some piercings, three tattoos, and a sense of humor to show for that time.

I multiship. Interaction is not always required for this shipping to happen. In fact, sometimes it's better if they don't.

Cussing is my favorite hobby. Who needs a varied and extensive vocab when so much can be expressed that way?

Look out for:

Glee | Veronica Mars | Bones | Castle | Avatar: The Last Airbender | And more.

zzzooet replied to your post: The roommate and I have acquired internet after a devastating absence that can only be compared to withdrawal. Fuck, the horror, and with the fuckfest of Glee around the corner (ALSO NEW GIRL GOD YES). I have not seen any promos for such things, but I do not trust all that anymore, so eh.

Hanners, I’ve missed you dearly. 6 month mark? Boo yah! X

I have pined for you like a tree, yo. Pined. 

You say boo yah, I say terrifying. I can feel the Jaws theme following me about. Other shoes heavy in the clouds above, waiting to drop. I’m gonna sing the motherfucking doom song now. 

The roommate and I have acquired internet after a devastating absence that can only be compared to withdrawal. Fuck, the horror, and with the fuckfest of Glee around the corner (ALSO NEW GIRL GOD YES). I have not seen any promos for such things, but I do not trust all that anymore, so eh.

I may or may not have an addiction to big text and rambles aplenty as well.

So. Updates. My girlfriend and I are approaching the six month mark. Clearly a sign for me to sabotage the relationship. Also, entire Tamora Pierce series reread. Nom.

Time to restock the queue! And avoid shitload of emails. Plans, I has them.

siriuslyaud:

madamemonster:

Asshole Cat being an Asshole

omfg

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mermaidblues:

“Told you I would get you, Berry.”

They were silent for a few moments while he took her arm to keep her from running away. Her lips twitched briefly, but her cool mask remained intact as Noah Puckerman led her down the stairs to his car. He opened the door for her, letting her slide in before following suit and closing the door.

“I’m not as bad as you think I am,” she said out of the blue.

“What?”

“I’m not really a bad person.”

His mouth twitched when he looked at her, “Cute.” He shrugged, “You haven’t hurt anyone yet, I’ll give you that. But being nice does not make up for stealing all that shit.”

She cleared her throat and looked at him, her eyebrow raised like a challenge. “Do you really have to do this?”

“Yes,” he answered softly.

“Do you want to do this?”

He didn’t answer for a long time.  

“No.”

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Santana: Hey, Berry! I can’t believe you would hook up with puffy nipples when we were together. I thought you were different.

Rachel: Santana, I have two points for you. One, I didn’t “hook up” with Finn. We were lab partners and had to work on an assignment. Kurt can vouch for that. And second, you just outed us infront of the entire Glee Club.

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Dianna Agron & Mark Salling #01

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maybellepastry:

you’re keeping them here and it makes no sense at all

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Quinn: So Santana would be..

Mike: Slytherin.

Quinn: That one was easy.

Rachel: What is the poi-

Quinn: Finn?

Mike: ..Gryffindor, but only because he’d ask to be.

Quinn: Me?

Mike: Ravenclaw… but you’d opt for Slytherin because of pureblood family pressure.

Quinn: Nice to see you remember my headcanon.

Rachel: Your head wh-

Quinn: Okay, what about Rachel?

Mike: ….Slytherin?

Quinn: Excuse me?

Rachel: Oh for the love of Ba-

Mike: S-she’s ambitious and will do what she has to to get what she wants.

Quinn: Are you calling my girlfriend ruthless?

Mike: Well..

Quinn: Are we just forgetting all the times she sacrificed things for other people, even if it gets in the way of her own dream?

Mike: But she is pretty shrewd.

Quinn: Oh you did not.

Mike: Should I run?

Quinn: I hope you’ve got a happy memory in mind.

Mike: I should run.

Quinn: Your skeleton will lie in the choir room forever, Mike Chang!

Mike: Running!

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Still waiting for that Rachel and Santana duet

“I believe in you Rachel”

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